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| #861 (93% [15]) <JusDBerube> I'm not a troll, ask IB or Mario <Mario> I think I said it before, troll implies intent. <Mario> Being an idiot doesn't mean you're trolling. <JusDBerube> Thank you mario |
| #847 (91% [23]) <Samas> Anyone know how hard Ocelot's torture is? <Kaichu1> harder than boo at a family reunion |
| #259 (89% [57]) * Pitfan wonders why there is a 20 at the end of IB's name <Internet_Bound20> thats my record for getting laid in one night pit <Pitfan> Then what does the 2 mean? |
| #828 (88% [26]) <The_Paper> <Blue-Fire-Sword> I can't wait to go to college. <The_Paper> <Blue-Fire-Sword> Get fucked up all day. <The_Paper> <--- You, sir, are a giant fucking dumbass <The_Paper> SHIT |
| #824 (87% [33]) <-- typobox has quit ([CS] Quit: ... execute) <+demeteloaf> <-- typobox has quit ([CS] Quit: ... execute) <-- execute plan "sex LT"? --> typophone (typobox@ChatSpike-7f87479a.tmodns.net) has joined #nintendo <typophone> position acquired, begin phase 2 |
| #835 (87% [24]) <Internet_Bound20> i used to have a crush on a somewhat fat girl <Internet_Bound20> its fine if they're cute <Internet_Bound20> but she isn't <Internet_Bound20> her only redeeming quality is that she has a vagina <Internet_Bound20> and boobs <SKIPDX00> those aren't qualities <SKIPDX00> those are requirements |
| #852 (87% [16]) <LV15GAMER> easy? <Sporks> They say easy is a relative term.. if you're talking about demete's relatives <demeteloaf> >:( <Sporks> I don't blame you for being so angry.. I'd be that angry if I had a sister that was that easy. <demeteloaf> god damn it |
| #810 (85% [41]) <Internet_Bound20> first lemme go pee real quick then i'll help you <Sucrebee> no, no peeing! <Internet_Bound20> too bad <Firebird> Why can't you just say "one moment"? --> _NANO_ (~pjirc@ChatSpike-24E4D5E3CB0AB859.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined #nintendo <SLSSNAKE625> He needs to make sure that every single minute, some woman knows he has genitals <_NANO_> ... <_NANO_> are we talking about ib20 |
| #806 (85% [35]) <Fashykekes> I just saw a picture of a girl with this huge goatse tattoo across her back <Cranberry> do you have a link to that picture? <Fashykekes> Cranberry, sure, want it? <Cranberry> hell yeah <Cranberry> *loves goats* <Fashykekes> ... never mind |
| #845 (85% [21]) <DMS> ... Every last shred of self-respect I had was just lost. <DMS> My mom asked me if I was gay. |
| #837 (85% [20]) <Firebird> Oh by the way guys, I have a story to tell. A short story, about how I have become a total internet whore <Firebird> See, I was at university today. <Firebird> and I was wandering around outside. <Firebird> And I went behind one building, and there was a loading dock <Firebird> now this loading dock had a sign on it <Firebird> and among other things the sign read <Firebird> "NO Parking! No Loitering! NO Ideling! NO Exceptions!" <Firebird> So I took a marker out and wrote FINAL DESTINATION under it |
| #794 (83% [48]) <SLSSNAKE625> Gah, people need to be less morally corrupt and make better decisions >:( <Internet_Bound20> i think for my magnetica review, i'll use sexual innuendo <SLSSNAKE625> Do it |
| #843 (83% [18]) <FuriKuri> HOW WAS THE GODDAMN MOVIE MOTHERFUCKER? <The_Paper> FUCKING AWESOME <FuriKuri> FUCK YEAH <The_Paper> THERE WAS YELLING <The_Paper> AND PROFANITY <The_Paper> AND DANCING <FuriKuri> It sounds like #nintendo <The_Paper> AND SCANTILY-CLAD WOMEN <FuriKuri> Never mind. |
| #652 (82% [39]) <Andrew> The only problem is, there was a hole in the bottom with his penis popping through <Andrew> That's almost like some sort of Internet_Bound trick <Andrew> "Hey LT, mystery box!" --> kitty (kitty@ChatSpike-62923E5B.hpu.edu) has joined #nintendo <LSMD> Kitty, reach inside the mystery box. * kitty reaches <LSMD> :) |
| #800 (82% [39]) <Internet_Bound20> PEOPLE, MY FREE TOOTHPASTE HAS ARRIVED <Internet_Bound20> came in the same box as my free condom <Hero> and you won't be using either of them |
| #759 (80% [56]) <Firebird> Our German class was right next to the French class <Firebird> We wanted to invade, but our teacher said no. |
| #804 (80% [30]) <demeteloaf> i was at an ice cream store the other day <demeteloaf> and was buying ice cream <demeteloaf> and the price came out to 13.34 and i was like "damn, it's so close to 13.37" <demeteloaf> but then i payed with a $20, and when the change came out to $6.66 i was like, okay, that's fine now |
| #838 (80% [21]) <Wave> no fatties allowed <Wave> must be over 6 feet tall and under um.. how about 200 pounds to chat here <Wave> that should cover it * Mario has quit ([CS] Quit: "Listen everybody! Let's bake a cake! For Mario. <3" -Peach) |
| #844 (80% [21]) --> Lanky_Luigi86 (Lanky_Luigi@ChatSpike-ca124e95.or.comcast.net) has joined #nintendo <Lanky_Luigi86> Hy TypoBox! <FuriKuri> ...You spelled hi wrong. <FuriKuri> ...You fucking spelled hi wrong. <FuriKuri> Two fucking letters. <-- Lanky_Luigi86 (Lanky_Luigi@ChatSpike-ca124e95.or.comcast.net) has left #nintendo |
| #815 (79% [29]) <+Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right. |